Custom Pet Jersey
From $29.00
Your pet, all-over-printed on a breathable mesh sports jersey.
- See it in 30 seconds A live preview, instantly
- Free preview before you pay No commitment, no card
- Printed & shipped in the EU Tracked to your door
- Wonky on purpose A style nobody else sells
How it works
From photo to gloriously-bad masterpiece in under a minute.
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Upload a photo
Any clear, front-on photo of your pet or person. We draw the wonk from that.
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See it — free
Watch your gloriously bad portrait land on the product in about 30 seconds. Before you pay a cent.
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Order it, we make it
Love it? We print and ship it from the EU, tracked all the way to your door.
The preview is the real thing, not a stand-in — what you place on the product is what we print. Two honest caveats: ink on the material isn't pixel-perfect, so placement can shift by up to about half an inch and colours can land a touch warmer or cooler than your screen; and if your photo comes in smaller than the print needs, we scale it to fit rather than print it blurry. None of that is a defect — it's just how ink meets a real object. If anything genuinely lands wrong, we make it right.
Good questions
Can I really see it before I pay?
Yes — that's the whole point. Upload a photo and the preview shows your actual portrait on the actual product, free, before checkout.
Why does it look badly drawn?
On purpose. "Wonky" is the brand — a charming, childlike, gloriously-bad style you won't find anywhere else. It stays recognisably your pet.
Is this AI?
Yes, and we say so plainly. Your portrait is created with AI tools guided by our own original style — that's how it's instant and affordable. We never sell it as hand-drawn.
What photo works best?
A clear, front-on, well-lit close-up with the whole face in frame. Natural daylight beats a flash; blurry or dark photos are harder for us to draw well.
Can I have more than one pet?
One pet per portrait works best right now — message us about pairs and we'll help.